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Lisa Edelstein:
Lisa Edelstein
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Information:
Name: Lisa Edelstein
Born: 1966-05-21
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
Indiscreet (1998), Mad About You (1992), L.A. Doctors (1999), Judging Amy (2004), Going to California (2001)
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Man: "How's
your history paper
coming?"
Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the
Internet
for research, and it's been very helpful.
Man:
"Really?"
Woman: "Yes! I've already located 17 people who sell
them!"
ChamPeregrineZI
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters
does
Hillary most resemble?
A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
LaddDomingosIP
How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped
you to set up your computer?
With dog diskettes!
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead
Sea?
Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
DouglassJaynieaA
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a
nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
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Customer: That crust on
the apple pie was
too tough.
Waiter: That wasn't the crust, that was the pie plate.
AvnerJossDr
One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she
asked.
"Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
WilhelmBericyg
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a
mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker
at the bottom of the pool.
DarrahLaibrookqR
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis
Rodman
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Daughter: I will never learn to
spell.
Mother: Why?
Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.
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